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19 Ways Women Can Close the Wage Gap Fast!

Women are well aware of the wage gap.  But what can they do about it? Collectively, it turns out, a lot.  Ladies, non-binaries, WOC, all folk, here are ways to say you are worth every penny.

 

  1.  90 days

When you’re settled into a new job, but were over-eager and low-balled yourself at the offer, say “I have done this job for three months, my trial/training/initial period is over.  I love it here and hope to stay, with a 15% pay increase.”

  1. Not optional

If they say no, ask again later, “Today is my 120th day working at this fine establishment, it’s time for the pay to be this much.”

  1. Embrace Opportunities to Do More

When you are asked to do more, say “Yes, I am happy to take on additional responsibilities, in exchange for additional pay.”

  1. Don’t Give In

When they say no but still want you to do more, say “I am not available at this time.”  Wait two weeks, offer again to do more with additional pay.

  1. Let Me See Your Check Stub

Find a co-worker who is paid more than you and compare your skills.  Then, say “I will require the same salary as Fred because we have been doing the same job and performing equally for 30 days.”

  1. Parlay Job Offers

Comb through job boards, interview and get the offer so you can say, “Hermes is offering me twice my current wage.”

  1. Turn Down Offers.

“It’s a great job, but the pay isn’t where it needs to be.”  Period.

  1. Take This Job and Shove It

If you asked five times and they still put you off: quit!  While it wasn’t fair to you, the next person will have a better chance of getting a fair wage.  Just Airbnb your place until you find something else.

  1. Talk To My Secretary

No contracts? Write your own.  Write your boss a memo that guarantees you a specific wage increase within a specific amount of time and make them initial/sign it. If they don’t sign, leave.

  1. I Do Everything and I Get Nothing

Are you constantly overworking yourself but feel invisible because your workplace doesn’t conduct a performance review? Do your own.  Track your department’s performance and total all the numbers/tasks/productivity for yourself and your team. Apply the logic that if your department increases by a certain percent, so do your wages.

  1. Pokerface

Get into the habit of applying for jobs, for no reason.  Rewrite your resume to include keywords from the job descriptions and make compelling cover letters that make HR feel foolish not to talk to you.  Even if you don’t want it, interview and make it a game to get the offer. Then, turn them down. Tell them explicitly that the pay is too low. Do this as often as possible as a public service for women everywhere.

  1. Plan a Vacation

Use your paid sick leave days as the vacation bonus you should have gotten.

  1. Break The Rules

If you sign agreements preventing you from discussing your pay, or from seeking other employment in your field, it may be legal but it isn’t right. In the future, we will have better civil rights and the law will guarantee equal pay.  One day, the people who made us sign away our right to seek equal employment will look like monsters.

  1. Be Fearless

Some people get paid millions to build lego fortresses, so you can ask for five more dollars per hour for what you do and it is not crazy, no matter what anybody says.

  1. Be Funny

If your boss doesn’t pay well, make fun of them.  It takes away any intimidation from the situation, bonds with co-workers and gives you the confidence to find better pay.

  1. Look Your Best

Dress better than your peers.  Ideally, better than your supervisor.  If your credit cards are maxed out from a low-paying job, learn to sew and make yourself outfits on your days off. Subconsciously people respect you more the better you look, and the less you have to make a case for yourself, the easier it will be to get your asking salary.

  1. Assess Your Male Peer Working Relationships

If you are more experienced than your male co-workers, outperform them, and/or take over responsibilities for them regularly without compensation, do not continue to do this. Request additional pay.

  1. Female Bonding

You hate your co-worker “Karen who wants to speak to a manager,” but try to find something in common with her because you could lift each other one day.

  1. Imitate The Guys

Notice how guys will say things with confidence, regardless of if what they are saying is correct?  Do this at least seven times a day. Make declarative statements in a projected, confident voice. After 3-5 days, consciously remove any questioning tone from your work-related speech.  Now walk straight in and tell them to give you a raise.

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we’re all going to hell

what if jesus were just a guy visiting the met museum, checked his cross at the coat check

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what would he make of all this?

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would he call out:

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not you proud Anna Wintour, not sweet misunderstood Donatella Versace, not the museum guests, not cherished Madonna, nor desired Rihanna, nor the docents, nor poor forsaken Lee McQueen himself … understand what Power is … understand what Glory is … understand at all. 26. EveningDress,Valentino,Spring2014.jpg

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Alisha Trimble’s Weekly April Earth Day Essays

If you know me, you know Earth Day is my favorite holiday.  While I may not look it, deep down I am a total hippie! When out shopping I look at something and visualize what it took to make that thing, and how that affected the environment. I can’t help but care about the Earth’s natural resources and naturally make choices to conserve them. This applies to my creative process, which I often keep to myself for proprietary reasons. When dealing with very confused consumers in my store on a daily basis, I decided to open up and share what I’ve learned in the process of being a sustainable High Fashion designer.

In the weeks coming up to Earth Day, I’m giving pointers on how We The Fashionable can be better to our dear Planet Earth.  This year, the garment industry went from top three to the Number Two source of pollution worldwide. While to many, it is a mystery how clothing is made, or how to change this, one thing is clear. It is important for people who are in a position to choose, to make an honest assessment of their shopping habits, how to dress more sustainably, and to care for their clothing in a lasting way. But first: let’s look at where we are now, by reflecting on the notions of Innovation and Progress.

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But how low is too low?

What is Innovation?      Convenience is King. When we look at the successful advances of technology of today, convenience is the one thing they all have in common.  Want any food delivered to your door without saying a word? Want a driver to get you at a moment’s notice? Want to instantly have a 3D shape appear? We are all wizards. I love utilizing the technology we now have & I consider myself lucky to have an iPhone. When it comes to funding, investors and the US Government throw the full weight of their moneybags toward ventures that can be described as innovative. But what is the ultimate cost?

For me, it’s great to save time and reduce stress; however, there are times when a person could easily realize they went too far. A dating app might help you to meet new people, but without discernment you might also be putting yourself in danger. When it comes to our clothing, the past decade’s advancements in manufacturing have accelerated  to Ludicrous Speed. In the relentless search for ever cheaper overseas manufacturing, countless lives have been lost and people continue to be ruthless in their competition to flood the unregulated global market with lower-cost clothing. But how low is too low?

A discerning integration of current technology with obsolete or archaic techniques is the most progressive course for innovation.

What is progress?       Being progressive means that the innovations we select to incorporate into our daily lives have a positive impact for future generations. While there are many areas in which humanity continues to make progress, in the coming weeks we can concentrate on making cultural progress while protecting the environment. Technology today is a very changeable work in progress, and here we have the golden opportunity to identify mistakes and learn from them. A discerning integration of current technology with obsolete or archaic techniques is the most progressive course for innovation.

In the weeks leading up to Earth Day, I will shed light on which choices benefit us, including being selective about the materials we wear, learning and sharing daily practices which make up a healthy wardrobing lifestyle and have the biggest impact on the Earth and humanity. If you love fashion, care about equal human rights and want to help protect the environment, then let’s work together. Feel free to share my articles as they come out, and contribute your own positive examples to the discussion in the comments. Together we can make it the best Earth Day and have a lasting influence on future generations.

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The St Tropez Palette: All White & Everything Goes

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Reminiscing about my trip last summer, here are some of the style heroes of St Tropez. From top, left: Mick and Bianca Jagger’s wedding, Cher, Kim Kardashion. Center row: Karl in action. Bottom row: Brigitte Bardot in a bourse, and in a crochet maxi dress.  For dressing, all-white is the way to go, and oddly, everywhere you go, it seems everyone loves to groove to the smooth sounds of Barry White.

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