I’m seeking new interns, and received this gem of a cover letter in my inbox:

What girl would not love to experience the ins and outs of the fashion industry?
Dreams of glamorous models, designer wear, and photo shoots keep a girl happy and wondering, “What is it like?” Well, my name is ***********, and I have gotten my feet wet in the fashion industry while volunteering at a fashion show hosted by University’s student club. It was hectic and required long hours, coffee, and a good amount of muscle to transport all the show pieces, and it was worth it. I would love to take that dive into the industry again.

If you or someone you know would like to gain professional experience in fashion design, send a resume to darlings@alishatrimble.com